i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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