haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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