You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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