At least make sure they are 18
Why
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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