Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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