This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
ok first of all what the fuck
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