16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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