I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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