Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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