So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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