yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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