For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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