honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
