He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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