Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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