This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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