I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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