Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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