i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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