found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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