Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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