The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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