Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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