she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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