Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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