4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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