i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
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