he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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