I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I wear drunk well.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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