Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
is that a dick in a sweater?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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