That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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