She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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