Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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