so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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