well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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