problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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