She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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