i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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