and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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