i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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