maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
My pussy is not your playground.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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