ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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