HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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