Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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