Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
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