I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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