Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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