I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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