and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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