is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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