I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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